imploding, continually.

everything ridiculous that could happen lately has. I am imploding.
today my easel broke. later I was eating cereal and got near the bottom of the bowl and realized that it was full of ants and I'd just eaten a shit load of ants.
One of my client's called and wants me to start taking the boys separately which is doable but will suck because I will have to give up one of my two free afternoons when I can finally breathe.
WHEN IS THIS SHIT GOING TO STOP??????????????